in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked “what do you want two be when you grow up” and he replied “happy”. the teacher say “you donot understand the assignment” and jjohn lennon said “u dont understand LIFE”. that teacher was albert einstein. reblog if you love god
Catching Fire is actual proof that if you stick to the book’s plot, the movie will do fantastic.
But there’s a pet-shop right down the road and they’ve got these adorable baby guinea pigs and fluffy bunnies.
How can I sneak on in????
Come on you lot, you’ve never failed me with advice before!
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
(Watching Elf as is obligatory at this time of year)
Me: So are you telling me Buddy just got himself a job because he happened to be in a shop in fancy dress?
Flatmate: I guess… but the manager did spot him
Me: (Promptly goes out to Cosplay as the Nando’s Chicken)